nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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moonspeakminibot:

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anakin

i see you there

 checkin out that booty like guurrl

padme is unawares

but i see you

i see you.

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alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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